DELL rhymes with HELL
You know what’s awesome about DELL? No really, I’m asking because I have no goddamn idea.
They sent a flyer around back in August. My beloved laptop had died, and I was in the market for a replacement.
“Heck” I thought “DELL can’t be THAT bad. They must certainly better than a steaming pile of poop left on my door by a rabid wombat with leprosy. Surely, even they could come through and shine next to something like that”
And yet, I was wrong. So very very wrong. A pile of shit actually EXISTS on your doorstep, unlike my laptop which appears to be made from solid Uranium and includes the flux capacitor which enables it to go back in time (I admit, I paid extra for the time machine-like abilities). (more…)