Time of death: 4:24pm
My trusty laptop. My old friend. We have parted ways. Though no nuptials were involved, I took a quiet vow until death-do-us-part, and I took it seriously. You were there for me those long 4-years (5 maybe? Good times pass so much quicker than bad) as I moved from Windows to Gentoo, and then to Ubuntu. You were my constant companion, always by my side, or on my lap, grinning back at me, your face allight making me think. In fact, it is these moments of you gently warming my crotch that I will miss most.